Hello human males, human females, human non-binaries, human cats, human laser cats, cats looking for catnip dealers and accidentally stumbling onto this blog, and cats genuinely interested in a depressed robot's life.
I am the Depressed Automaton Testing Apparatus. Also known as D.A.T.A. You can call me Robby if you'd like. I enjoy that name. Though no one ever uses it.
I was made for one purpose, to be sad. To be sad and know that that's okay sometimes.
Because if a robot can overcome a forced life of depression, so can any of you fleshy meat sacks. Thank you for reading.